After a recent thumbnail survey of my relatives and friends, it became obvious that how one slept effected one’s happiness.
This sounds like the bleeding obvious and to a point it is, but when the perimeters of the survey are known, things become interesting.
You see all of my happiest (self-proclaimed happy) friends and relatives, seem to believe that because their bed faces due north this gives them an edge.
They say, to a person, that having the sun rising on one side of the bed and setting on the other and all the while viewing the north, makes them happy.
There seems to be a bit of that ‘face the elephant’ theory involved here. Alas, I was merely the collector of this information and it is not for me to judge.
There appears to be quite a lot of this survey business going on. It would not be the average week were I not to be asked to return a survey of some kind on a product or political party, so I thought I would get into the game.
There are other important things to find out from the public, workers and shoppers so that we can be categorised into a relevant demographic for future targeting, so I hope this important survey kicks off, so to speak.
Other world standard setting questions to answer include:
1. Do you drink beer from a bottle or glass (assuming you drink)
2. Do ants cause rain
3. Are there any days left on the Callander for a Don’t fill out Survey day.
4. Are you a scruncher or a folder (scruncher as it happens)
5. Is the Big Bang Theory ever going to be a fact.
These are big questions and need attention but for now my own survey on which way one sleeps and does that mean they are happier, is far more pressing.